Remember back in
1782, when The French were all like “We are French! Let’s fight a lot” but it
came out all “Nous sommes Français! Luttons beaucoup!”?
And Rousseau was
like "Oh my gosh, guys. Let me tell you what this B said. We were like 'The
peasants don't have any bread, Marie!' and she was like 'Well let those whiney
bitches eat cake then! Being rich rules!'"? Except he lied about that part
and she probably didn’t say that at all?
And everyone was
like "Meh. We’re in the middle of a revolution anyway. Let’s eventually
try her for treason and then we should totally cut this lady's head off."
And then they totally
cut her head off?
What? You guys don't have cake? I didn't even say that! |
And 300 years later we were STILL so mad at Marie Antoinette
that we were like "the only suitable punishment for her is to have Kirsten
Dunst play her in a wildly inaccurate movie." ?
Sophia Coppola: Fuck you, history. |
Here’s the thing. I’m not really ever sure I’m doing
Throwback Thursday right. Is this right? I’m just going to keep doing it this
way.